you rock!

i wish everyone at my office was as awesome as my Executive Vice President, he even remembered Ostara!

Colleagues,

In consideration of: 

Good Friday, or Pesach, or Hanamatsuri [belarted], or Hanuman Jayanti, or Ostara [belated] … (Sorry, Moslems, you’re sorta between holidays, but we probably didn’t leave early on Eid al-Fitr).

            You may depart at 2:00 p.m. today (work & supervisor permitting)

                        Cheers!